Compter les Arbres (Count the Trees)

We took a walk today along a lovely shaded le trottoir (sidewalk) and none of the trees had any of those annoying GRATES around them! Sooooo, OBVIOUSLY it was necessary for me to STOP at EVERY SINGLE le arbre and pee pee just a teaspoon’s amount, and after tree nombre DIX, Mummy was about ready to take me back to the apartment and explore Paris ALONE TODAY! Un, deux trois… dix, onze, douze…. vingt, trente… RUH ROH, Mummy picked me up and put me in the carrying bag!!! She said that somehow I was PRODUCING PEE PEE ON DEMAND. No little doggie can have that much in a tiny bladder!!!! Hmmmm… she might be right! ???

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Daphne Parris
Daphne Parris
2 years ago

Sometimes the Trees just need some water too. Huh Millie LaRue? LoL Sounds like you and Mummy are having quite the adventures there in Paris. Well just relax and Enjoy. We Miss you both here in the Good Old USA.

Cat Buckler
Cat Buckler
2 years ago

I accuse Fancy of faking
it when she does something similar

Glad you found some without the grates.

Lynn
Lynn
2 years ago

Millie, you just wanted to let les chiens francaise know that un chien americain had been visiting. Mummy just doesn’t understand how important this calling card is.

Elaine C
Elaine C
2 years ago

The pee-mail must be answered.?

Candi Hearn
Candi Hearn
2 years ago

Those grates are especially annoying for little lady babies. Glad you got to le toilette on sand.

Phyllis Singler
Phyllis Singler
2 years ago

Millie your mom is bringing my high school
French back to the front of my brain. Great job. Now about your peeing – what can I say? Poor beebee

Wendy Scoggins
Wendy Scoggins
2 years ago

Bwahahahahahaha. You just want to be sure Paris remembers you!

Susan Thomas
Susan Thomas
2 years ago

Leaving your mark in Paris is an excellent idea Millie! you are so smart! One should always take advantage of trees without grates when the opportunity presents it’s self!

Donna Remeta
Donna Remeta
2 years ago

Millie my Yankee does the same thing!! He pees on every tree too! It’s like only a little drop!! Mummy did right by putting you in the bag! LOL. ???

Liselynds
Liselynds
2 years ago

You go girl leave your sent for all those French yorkie dogs : they will be excited and wanting to meet you and maybe have a make friend or two. : c’est la vie ma belle Millie??

Linda Silvester
Linda Silvester
2 years ago

I bet you just had to make up for all those times you haven’t been able to do this. ❤?

Jill Stroh
Jill Stroh
2 years ago

Oh Millie, I am laughing! Your Mummy works with little ones who pee pee in just a few mLs at a time…tell her that you KNEW how many trees you had to visit and that you had it all under control! If that doesn’t work, then at least you had a nice ride in your carrying bag after you did all of your business. It certainly IS a beautiful tree lined street.

Barb Olson
Barb Olson
2 years ago

So your Mommy’s limit was 10 trees then! hahaha

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