July 22, 2019


Daddy is ON TRIAL AGAIN. We are starting to think it would behoove Daddy to bring a lawyer along with him on these long trips. 😳😬🀫 Here is the latest, actually ONGOING, issue. There is an overhead cabinet in our teeny tiny (and getting TINIER BY THE DAY) AIRSTREAM. When we left, Mummy had it neatly packed with our doggie items and some of Daddy’s tools that he seems to require on a daily basis, but as the trip has progressed and Daddy has been accessing the caninet, it has turned into a veritable RAT’S NEST that is just unsightly to look at. Mummy gave up on trying to keep it organized Β about two weeks ago. The problem is that Daddy CANNOT, for some unexplained reason, shut that sliding door after he opens it. He just leaves it gaping open, for Mummy to have to look at that horrendous mess! Already, she has reminded him NICELY to please shut that door after he is through digging in it… but he just CANNOT DO IT. I would venture to guess that she has made this request at least 100 times in the last month already!!! Now, she has found him in contempt and will levy a fine of $1.00 on him for every time that door is left open. At the end of the trip she will see how much money she has collected in fees. Daddy said he won’t pay it but Muumy said she will just take it out of his wallet when he’s asleep. OH BROTHER!!!


For those of you who are thinking, β€œpoor Daddy,” Mummy wants you to think of our living arrangements like this: take your husband and your 4 little dogs and go into a big walk-in closet and LIVE THERE TOGETHER for 2 months! Cook there, sleep there and watch tv in there. You will soon see that the things that bothered you a TINY BIT on Day 1 will have you SEEING RED on Day 22. Just sayin. 😱


Mummy is thinking of what she will buy with her future windfall! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  • Mary Ann Dahl

    22.07.2019 at 17:03 Reply

    I’m thinking mommy is in for a windfall πŸ˜‚. Your mommy has a lot of patience. There are only 2 Yorkies here and it would be a disaster. We live in 3000 sq ft and sometimes that’s not enough πŸ˜‚

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 17:28 Reply

      She collected $1.00 today! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • MaryAnne Myler

    22.07.2019 at 17:22 Reply

    I certainly understand. Sometimes our house is not big enough for the two of us!

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:24 Reply

      Lolololol πŸ‘

  • Bobbie

    22.07.2019 at 17:30 Reply

    Hummm- Hide the junk LOL

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:25 Reply

      He had a nice storage bin for it… but he can’t put stuff BACK when he gets it iut!!!! 😳

  • Susie Campbell

    22.07.2019 at 17:36 Reply

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Completely understand! But poor Dad, he is living with all women in that tiny space😊

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:25 Reply

      He knew this when he signed up for the trip.

  • Johnna Wheeler

    22.07.2019 at 17:49 Reply

    Understand! You have the sweetest parents!
    Love the great adventures and the stories!

    Have a wonderful day!

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:26 Reply

      Hee hee! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

  • Sheri Admire

    22.07.2019 at 17:51 Reply

    Boom the cruise, mommy, this trip maybe profitable.

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:27 Reply

      Ohhhhhh A CRUISE!!!! She LOVES CRUISES!!!! Lolololol

  • Sheri Admire

    22.07.2019 at 17:51 Reply

    Book the cruise!!!
    Instead of Boom the cruise, spell check!

  • Kim Shults

    22.07.2019 at 18:01 Reply

    Omg! This happens at my house ALL the time. I think I may try the fine also to see if it would help. Great idea but I doubt it will work for me, nothing else has helped in our 51 years together. 😒

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:28 Reply

      She is gonna try it and see… we will report back on whether it is successful! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Patsy Smith

    22.07.2019 at 18:21 Reply

    Oh goodness. Sounds as if Mom and Dad need a pampering side trip, maybe a nice SPA visit. You are right. Being in those close quarters could tend to be nerve wracking. Maybe get a little basket for the Pups necessities and one for Dad’s tools. That would keep everything neat. Continue having fun. Be safe.

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:35 Reply

      Daddy HAS A BIN for his things!!!! But he doesn’t put them BACK! He just tosses them helter-skelter into the cabinet!!! He is NOT very neat. Mummy is VERY NEAT!!!

  • Charlotte Oberschmidt

    22.07.2019 at 18:26 Reply

    I think the solution for your and the girls and Mom is on the next trip to hire a driver that likes to sleep out in the wide open spaces and leave Daddy at home!! Then Mom and the girls could have the EXPRESS all to themselves. Somebodys blood pressure is going to get high before this trip is over!!!! LOL

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:36 Reply


  • Laurie Heikoff

    22.07.2019 at 18:42 Reply

    I feel so sorry for your mummy, little Millie. I hope she will make a good profit from this!!! 😘. πŸ˜‰

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:37 Reply

      I think she will make money because I don’t really think that Daddy can learn to close that cabinet… just sayin.

  • Linda. Baldree

    22.07.2019 at 18:52 Reply

    too funny, maybe she will spend part of her windfall and buy something nice for the precious yorkies. I look forward to reading each new chapter of the Yorkie Express.

    • Millie LaRue

      22.07.2019 at 22:04 Reply

      She will see how much money she makes. Someone else suggested a CRUISE and that sounded really nice!!! Lol

  • Marcia McPeters

    22.07.2019 at 18:55 Reply

    Just too cute. Love these tails Millie.

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:38 Reply

      Hee hee… we like to tell y’all ALL of the stories that are happening in our YORKIE EXPRESS πŸ˜˜β€οΈπŸΆπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

  • Pamela Hartman

    22.07.2019 at 18:56 Reply

    Millie I believe your mother might end up with some windfall from this that she can use to take you girls on a special excursion I love hearing your stories. Have fun. Be safe.

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:23 Reply

      We will see how quickly Daddy learns… LOLOLOL

  • Jeannie Lively

    22.07.2019 at 19:03 Reply

    Oh no!!! I know just what Daddy is saying right knowπŸ€”
    Grayhound Bus getting closerπŸ˜‚
    We love y’all❀️🐾❀️😘

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 20:05 Reply


  • Betty Chilton

    22.07.2019 at 19:22 Reply

    Millie thank you so much for the laugh off my day ( top one ) . Bet you she will have healthy win$fall . My Emmett has a forgetful Daddy also .. Have fun traveling and just enjoy .

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 20:06 Reply

      It’s all good… no blood has been spilled so far! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Troy J Howlett

    22.07.2019 at 19:42 Reply

    Mommy will be on the next Forbes top 500 list. Lol.

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 20:06 Reply


  • Susan Thomas

    22.07.2019 at 19:57 Reply

    Daddy sure does like to get into trouble…. using Mummy’s spoon to get your food out for you…… then there was the incident last year with the dish mop…. and who could forget the ice? I not only tune in to see what you girls are up to but to see how much more trouble Daddy can get into! LOL Maybe by the time you get to Gettysburg Mummy will have enough to buy a new concrete mushroom for your mushroom garden? there are tons of those places here! LOL

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:57 Reply

      Ohhhhhhh yes!!!! A new mushroom!!!!! That is what she will buy!!!! She just found a cute elephant spoon for her tea!!!

  • Kathy Adkins

    22.07.2019 at 20:06 Reply

    Lol. Close that door Daddy! It will save you money and stress in the end!!

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:57 Reply

      Mummy doesn’t think he can do it! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • LyndaRohnThompson

    22.07.2019 at 20:23 Reply

    Love reading the goings on your trips. Love you babies and Mummy and Daddy too

    • Millie LaRue

      22.07.2019 at 22:05 Reply

      Thank you for following along with us😘😘 We love reading your comments. ❀️

  • Sharon Terrel

    22.07.2019 at 20:24 Reply

    Please thank yourr mommy for all the laughter in our home this morning. Seems to me she had some type of issue like this a few years ago with your daddy. And cupboards. I know both sides are looser on this one. Good luck to all. And tonall a good night. Hugs and love.

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:58 Reply


  • Carrie Durlin

    22.07.2019 at 20:30 Reply

    Could Mommy possibly add an alarm that reminds Daddy to close it if it’s left open longer than 5 minutes? Hang in there, Mommy! πŸ™‚ Hugs n’ Kisses to the cutest Yorkie Crew ever! β™‘

    • Millie LaRue

      22.07.2019 at 22:03 Reply

      Good idea!!!! Lololol

  • Carol Copeland

    22.07.2019 at 20:38 Reply

    LOLOL. … I see a lot of dollars coming Mommy’s way!

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:58 Reply

      So far she has $1.00!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Betsy Ann Dressler

    22.07.2019 at 20:40 Reply

    Poor daddy! Mia Rose sends ‘daddy’ a big puppy kiss to make him feel better. Don’t get jealous Millie, but Mia liked your daddy a lot in Lancaster – She spent quite a bit of time on his lap getting cuddles and she is looking forward to seeing him again in Gettysburg. Love & Hugs to ALL!

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 21:59 Reply

      😘😘 See you soon

  • Donna Zapatka

    22.07.2019 at 22:02 Reply

    I understand completely Millie. I am traveling for two months in a 40 ft motor home with 2 dogs and hubby. By the end of two months it feels like a VW beetle. How do people full time in one?

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 22:10 Reply

      Amen sista! Wow, 40 feet seems like a mansion! Ours is 27feet long (part of that includes the HITCH!) with NO SLIDES!!! 8 1/2 feet wide.

  • Susan Nicol

    22.07.2019 at 22:34 Reply

    Mommy is very right. She has to put her foot down. Just think what she’ll do with all the money. Maybe she’ll take you shopping for a new toy.
    See you soon!!

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 22:58 Reply

      Lololol She says she’s just trying to keep the place in order during the 2 month trip… otherwise it will be bedlam!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Kathryn Smith

    22.07.2019 at 22:46 Reply

    I feel that way and we live in a house with four furbabies. That is just to funny. LOL

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 22:59 Reply

      It’s hard living with β€œJerimiah Johnson!”

  • Jeanie Drane

    22.07.2019 at 22:56 Reply

    Oh my, i understand i dont like a open closet door,i ask my husband to please at least shut thr door, i never tbought about charging him lololol,i will tell him that hes going to b fined,for each door left open, i know we always had a motor home ,and time u get it packed ,small living quarters ,thats a man thing i guess open closet, doors i ask nicely,but still no luck, bless ur heart,just keep adding up his bill,have a great time shopping for u and the girls, daddy will learn love sent to u allπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸΎ

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 23:00 Reply

      OMGOSH! It MUST BE A MAN THING! Lololololol

  • Debra

    22.07.2019 at 23:22 Reply

    Poor Mummy and poor Daddy. The Airsteam adventures keep me entertained! I love reading your daily posts. I have been trying to rack my brain to figure out how many years I have followed your adventures. Thank you for keeping us in the loop as to what goes on in the Airsteam. I wonder what Mummy will buy with all the loot. xoxo

    • Millie LaRue

      23.07.2019 at 00:04 Reply

      MUMMY JUST MADE 2 more dollars!!! That makes $3.00 for just today!!! You know why??? Because Daddy can’t LEARN TO SHUT THAT CABINET!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Babbalu B’Lo

    22.07.2019 at 23:23 Reply

    I’m seeing some French delicacies AGAIN very soon in the near future for Mummy! πŸ’•πŸΆπŸΆπŸπŸπŸŒΉ

    • millie larue

      22.07.2019 at 23:32 Reply

      Lolololol she has made 2 more dollars in the last HOUR!!!! So just today she has already made $3.00 and the day isn’t even over!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      • Joan Evans

        24.07.2019 at 09:42 Reply

        🀣🀣🀣 do men ever learn 🀣🀣🀣

        • millie larue

          24.07.2019 at 14:41 Reply

          I will let you know. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Lololol I know!!!

  • Daphne Parris

    22.07.2019 at 23:49 Reply

    Oh my Millie LaRue your Mummy is Absolutely right. Those kind of things bother me too. I understand exactly how she feels. Get him Mummy. LoL

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 00:07 Reply

      Lolololol she has made $3.00 just today!!! Yipppee!

  • Dianna Reynolds

    23.07.2019 at 00:05 Reply


    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 00:40 Reply

      Mummy has made $3.00 just today! Lolololol

  • Lynn

    23.07.2019 at 00:39 Reply

    Can I get in on a little side action? I’ll bet on Mommy. If if there’s money involved, Daddy will forget to close the cabinet. 🀣🀣

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 01:07 Reply

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You would think that he would learn to close the cabinet door if it was costing him money, but so far… no! Maybe she should have charged $5.00!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Deborah Bright

    23.07.2019 at 00:51 Reply

    Millie your Mummy needs to add in an additional repeat offender fee.

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 01:08 Reply

      Ohhhhh good idea!!!

  • Josephine Oliver

    23.07.2019 at 01:06 Reply

    Cutest story of an opened cabinet ever told. Kiss Kiss πŸ’‹πŸ’žπŸ’‹πŸ’ž

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 01:09 Reply

      Lolololol I’m glad you enjoyed it. Mummy made $3.00 today! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Lynn Davis

    23.07.2019 at 01:11 Reply

    Oh dear! This should be interesting! πŸ˜‰

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 01:19 Reply

      She made &3.00 just today! πŸ˜„πŸ‘

  • Kristin Rulison

    23.07.2019 at 01:12 Reply

    I love the story of your travels. Where is Mummy going to spend all the money she collects?

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 01:20 Reply

      It depends on how much she makes. Someone suggested a CRUISE and that sounds pretty nice! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Mary Hamilton

    23.07.2019 at 01:22 Reply

    My mummy says daddy’s are only one way with stuff like that.. they can’t do it! They just can’t! So yes, your going to be rich! Mummy says she’d give daddy a bucket for his stuff cause she can’t stand open doors either! And wouldn’t let him in the cabinet! She’d lock it!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 01:49 Reply


  • Linda Silvester

    23.07.2019 at 02:20 Reply

    Hmmmmm, I wonder if you girls could learn to team up and remind Daddy every time he leaves it open?”😁

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 03:36 Reply

      Well, right now Mummy has made $3.00 so she is happy with this new MONEY-MAKING VENTURE! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Wendy Scoggins

    23.07.2019 at 02:30 Reply

    Hilarious! ROFL! Mommy’s windfall!

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 03:36 Reply

      $3.00 made today! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

    • millie larue

      24.07.2019 at 14:36 Reply

      I think so too! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Ina Rohde

    23.07.2019 at 02:51 Reply

    Always a cute story! Love your travels and occasional friction lol.

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 03:37 Reply

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It’s always interesting around our house. 😘😘


    23.07.2019 at 05:38 Reply


    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 15:31 Reply

      Mummy likes to keep things nice and tidy and is keen about putting things back in their proper places after she uses them. 😘😘 Daddy, not so much. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Shirley Skulimowski

    23.07.2019 at 09:35 Reply

    🀣🀣🀣maybe Mommy shouldn’t even look in that direction!

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 15:34 Reply

      It’s sort of hard when the AIRSTREAM is only 8 feet wide… anyway, Mummy has already made $5.00! This might work out for her because Daddy just won’t be able to LEARN TO SHUT IT! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      • Joan Evans

        24.07.2019 at 09:50 Reply

        🀣🀣🀣 in less than a day. That’s good going. 🀣🀣🀣

        • millie larue

          24.07.2019 at 14:38 Reply

          Lololol I know!!!

  • Kimberly Mccain

    23.07.2019 at 10:57 Reply

    Lol yay mommy going shopping

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 15:34 Reply

      She has made $5.00 in the last 24 hours. πŸ‘πŸ’΅πŸ˜„

  • Peggy Ross

    23.07.2019 at 13:29 Reply

    You need to buy a motorhome with 4 slideeouts. He will have plenty of room outside in the storage compartments for his stuff and you will have plenty of room inside for your things! He would only be allowed to keep his clothing and bathroom necessities inside! You and your babies could walk around 24/7 and walk around, watch TV, cook, play on your computer or sleep. You would love it!

    • Millie LaRue

      23.07.2019 at 15:39 Reply

      It sounds like a good idea but it might encourage him to get MORE STUFF! Right now he is VERY LIMITED as to how much he can have! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Sherry Simon

    23.07.2019 at 14:37 Reply

    This sounds like our house and I only have one Yorkie, Wilson. He has toys everywhere which I can live with but I think the cluttered cabinet is a Daddy thing. Good luck to you. – we have been married 53 years and I haven’t trained him yet.

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 15:36 Reply

      She won’t be able to train him… but now she is going to MAKE MONEY from her FAILURE TO TRAIN!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Lisa hoffman

    23.07.2019 at 17:11 Reply

    I’m with mummy,,, she should buy something extra special ❀️🐾
    Call it the β€œmessy tax’ πŸ˜‰ xoxo safe travels

    • Millie LaRue

      23.07.2019 at 17:14 Reply

      Lololol CUTE NAME! That is what we will call it!!!! She has already made $5.00 on the β€œMessy Tax!” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Dawn Dupuis

    23.07.2019 at 19:24 Reply

    I think it’s a daddy thing dear Millie. Cheers to your mummy for making a profit. Lol

    • millie larue

      23.07.2019 at 22:32 Reply

      She will make money on this! πŸ‘πŸ’΅πŸ’°

  • Monica Karroum

    29.07.2019 at 02:00 Reply

    Well… by the time this trip is over… your mom will have plenty of money… to celebrate your next Birthday in Paris once again… just saying.. LOL… Good Luck!!! and Big Kiss!!

    • millie larue

      29.07.2019 at 03:16 Reply

      Mummy has made $10.00 so far! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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