July 22, 2019
Daddy is ON TRIAL AGAIN. We are starting to think it would behoove Daddy to bring a lawyer along with him on these long trips. 😳😬🤫 Here is the latest, actually ONGOING, issue. There is an overhead cabinet in our teeny tiny (and getting TINIER BY THE DAY) AIRSTREAM. When we left, Mummy had it neatly packed with our doggie items and some of Daddy’s tools that he seems to require on a daily basis, but as the trip has progressed and Daddy has been accessing the caninet, it has turned into a veritable RAT’S NEST that is just unsightly to look at. Mummy gave up on trying to keep it organized about two weeks ago. The problem is that Daddy CANNOT, for some unexplained reason, shut that sliding door after he opens it. He just leaves it gaping open, for Mummy to have to look at that horrendous mess! Already, she has reminded him NICELY to please shut that door after he is through digging in it… but he just CANNOT DO IT. I would venture to guess that she has made this request at least 100 times in the last month already!!! Now, she has found him in contempt and will levy a fine of $1.00 on him for every time that door is left open. At the end of the trip she will see how much money she has collected in fees. Daddy said he won’t pay it but Muumy said she will just take it out of his wallet when he’s asleep. OH BROTHER!!!
For those of you who are thinking, “poor Daddy,” Mummy wants you to think of our living arrangements like this: take your husband and your 4 little dogs and go into a big walk-in closet and LIVE THERE TOGETHER for 2 months! Cook there, sleep there and watch tv in there. You will soon see that the things that bothered you a TINY BIT on Day 1 will have you SEEING RED on Day 22. Just sayin. 😱
Mummy is thinking of what she will buy with her future windfall! 😂😂😂