The Case of: THE OPEN CABINET

July 22, 2019

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Daddy is ON TRIAL AGAIN. We are starting to think it would behoove Daddy to bring a lawyer along with him on these long trips. ??? Here is the latest, actually ONGOING, issue. There is an overhead cabinet in our teeny tiny (and getting TINIER BY THE DAY) AIRSTREAM. When we left, Mummy had it neatly packed with our doggie items and some of Daddy’s tools that he seems to require on a daily basis, but as the trip has progressed and Daddy has been accessing the caninet, it has turned into a veritable RAT’S NEST that is just unsightly to look at. Mummy gave up on trying to keep it organized  about two weeks ago. The problem is that Daddy CANNOT, for some unexplained reason, shut that sliding door after he opens it. He just leaves it gaping open, for Mummy to have to look at that horrendous mess! Already, she has reminded him NICELY to please shut that door after he is through digging in it… but he just CANNOT DO IT. I would venture to guess that she has made this request at least 100 times in the last month already!!! Now, she has found him in contempt and will levy a fine of $1.00 on him for every time that door is left open. At the end of the trip she will see how much money she has collected in fees. Daddy said he won’t pay it but Muumy said she will just take it out of his wallet when he’s asleep. OH BROTHER!!!

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For those of you who are thinking, “poor Daddy,” Mummy wants you to think of our living arrangements like this: take your husband and your 4 little dogs and go into a big walk-in closet and LIVE THERE TOGETHER for 2 months! Cook there, sleep there and watch tv in there. You will soon see that the things that bothered you a TINY BIT on Day 1 will have you SEEING RED on Day 22. Just sayin. ?

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Mummy is thinking of what she will buy with her future windfall! ???

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Mary Ann Dahl
Mary Ann Dahl
11 months ago

I’m thinking mommy is in for a windfall ?. Your mommy has a lot of patience. There are only 2 Yorkies here and it would be a disaster. We live in 3000 sq ft and sometimes that’s not enough ?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Mary Ann Dahl

She collected $1.00 today! ???

MaryAnne Myler
MaryAnne Myler
11 months ago

I certainly understand. Sometimes our house is not big enough for the two of us!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  MaryAnne Myler

Lolololol ?

Bobbie
Bobbie
11 months ago

Hummm- Hide the junk LOL

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Bobbie

He had a nice storage bin for it… but he can’t put stuff BACK when he gets it iut!!!! ?

Susie Campbell
Susie Campbell
11 months ago

???. Completely understand! But poor Dad, he is living with all women in that tiny space?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Susie Campbell

He knew this when he signed up for the trip.

Johnna Wheeler
Johnna Wheeler
11 months ago

Understand! You have the sweetest parents!
Love the great adventures and the stories!

Have a wonderful day!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Johnna Wheeler

Hee hee! ????

Sheri Admire
Sheri Admire
11 months ago

Boom the cruise, mommy, this trip maybe profitable.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Sheri Admire

Ohhhhhh A CRUISE!!!! She LOVES CRUISES!!!! Lolololol

Sheri Admire
Sheri Admire
11 months ago

Book the cruise!!!
Instead of Boom the cruise, spell check!

Kim Shults
Kim Shults
11 months ago

Omg! This happens at my house ALL the time. I think I may try the fine also to see if it would help. Great idea but I doubt it will work for me, nothing else has helped in our 51 years together. ?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Kim Shults

She is gonna try it and see… we will report back on whether it is successful! ???

Patsy Smith
Patsy Smith
11 months ago

Oh goodness. Sounds as if Mom and Dad need a pampering side trip, maybe a nice SPA visit. You are right. Being in those close quarters could tend to be nerve wracking. Maybe get a little basket for the Pups necessities and one for Dad’s tools. That would keep everything neat. Continue having fun. Be safe.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Patsy Smith

Daddy HAS A BIN for his things!!!! But he doesn’t put them BACK! He just tosses them helter-skelter into the cabinet!!! He is NOT very neat. Mummy is VERY NEAT!!!

Charlotte Oberschmidt
Charlotte Oberschmidt
11 months ago

I think the solution for your and the girls and Mom is on the next trip to hire a driver that likes to sleep out in the wide open spaces and leave Daddy at home!! Then Mom and the girls could have the EXPRESS all to themselves. Somebodys blood pressure is going to get high before this trip is over!!!! LOL

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Laurie Heikoff
Laurie Heikoff
11 months ago

I feel so sorry for your mummy, little Millie. I hope she will make a good profit from this!!! ?. ?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Laurie Heikoff

I think she will make money because I don’t really think that Daddy can learn to close that cabinet… just sayin.

Linda. Baldree
Linda. Baldree
11 months ago

too funny, maybe she will spend part of her windfall and buy something nice for the precious yorkies. I look forward to reading each new chapter of the Yorkie Express.

Marcia McPeters
Marcia McPeters
11 months ago

Just too cute. Love these tails Millie.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

Hee hee… we like to tell y’all ALL of the stories that are happening in our YORKIE EXPRESS ?❤️???

Pamela Hartman
Pamela Hartman
11 months ago

Millie I believe your mother might end up with some windfall from this that she can use to take you girls on a special excursion I love hearing your stories. Have fun. Be safe.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Pamela Hartman

We will see how quickly Daddy learns… LOLOLOL

Jeannie Lively
Jeannie Lively
11 months ago

Oh no!!! I know just what Daddy is saying right know?
Grayhound Bus getting closer?
We love y’all❤️?❤️?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Jeannie Lively

????

Betty Chilton
11 months ago

Millie thank you so much for the laugh off my day ( top one ) . Bet you she will have healthy win$fall . My Emmett has a forgetful Daddy also .. Have fun traveling and just enjoy .

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Betty Chilton

It’s all good… no blood has been spilled so far! ???

Troy J Howlett
Troy J Howlett
11 months ago

Mommy will be on the next Forbes top 500 list. Lol.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Troy J Howlett

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Susan Thomas
Susan Thomas
11 months ago

Daddy sure does like to get into trouble…. using Mummy’s spoon to get your food out for you…… then there was the incident last year with the dish mop…. and who could forget the ice? I not only tune in to see what you girls are up to but to see how much more trouble Daddy can get into! LOL Maybe by the time you get to Gettysburg Mummy will have enough to buy a new concrete mushroom for your mushroom garden? there are tons of those places here! LOL

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Susan Thomas

Ohhhhhhh yes!!!! A new mushroom!!!!! That is what she will buy!!!! She just found a cute elephant spoon for her tea!!!

Kathy Adkins
Kathy Adkins
11 months ago

Lol. Close that door Daddy! It will save you money and stress in the end!!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Kathy Adkins

Mummy doesn’t think he can do it! ???

LyndaRohnThompson
LyndaRohnThompson
11 months ago

Love reading the goings on your trips. Love you babies and Mummy and Daddy too

Sharon Terrel
Sharon Terrel
11 months ago

Please thank yourr mommy for all the laughter in our home this morning. Seems to me she had some type of issue like this a few years ago with your daddy. And cupboards. I know both sides are looser on this one. Good luck to all. And tonall a good night. Hugs and love.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Sharon Terrel

??❤️??

Carrie Durlin
Carrie Durlin
11 months ago

Could Mommy possibly add an alarm that reminds Daddy to close it if it’s left open longer than 5 minutes? Hang in there, Mommy! 🙂 Hugs n’ Kisses to the cutest Yorkie Crew ever! ♡

Carol Copeland
Carol Copeland
11 months ago

LOLOL. … I see a lot of dollars coming Mommy’s way!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Carol Copeland

So far she has $1.00!!! ???

Betsy Ann Dressler
Betsy Ann Dressler
11 months ago

Poor daddy! Mia Rose sends ‘daddy’ a big puppy kiss to make him feel better. Don’t get jealous Millie, but Mia liked your daddy a lot in Lancaster – She spent quite a bit of time on his lap getting cuddles and she is looking forward to seeing him again in Gettysburg. Love & Hugs to ALL!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

?? See you soon

Donna Zapatka
Donna Zapatka
11 months ago

I understand completely Millie. I am traveling for two months in a 40 ft motor home with 2 dogs and hubby. By the end of two months it feels like a VW beetle. How do people full time in one?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Donna Zapatka

Amen sista! Wow, 40 feet seems like a mansion! Ours is 27feet long (part of that includes the HITCH!) with NO SLIDES!!! 8 1/2 feet wide.

Susan Nicol
11 months ago

Millie
Mommy is very right. She has to put her foot down. Just think what she’ll do with all the money. Maybe she’ll take you shopping for a new toy.
See you soon!!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Susan Nicol

Lololol She says she’s just trying to keep the place in order during the 2 month trip… otherwise it will be bedlam!!! ???

Kathryn Smith
Kathryn Smith
11 months ago

I feel that way and we live in a house with four furbabies. That is just to funny. LOL

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Kathryn Smith

It’s hard living with “Jerimiah Johnson!”

Jeanie Drane
Jeanie Drane
11 months ago

Oh my, i understand i dont like a open closet door,i ask my husband to please at least shut thr door, i never tbought about charging him lololol,i will tell him that hes going to b fined,for each door left open, i know we always had a motor home ,and time u get it packed ,small living quarters ,thats a man thing i guess open closet, doors i ask nicely,but still no luck, bless ur heart,just keep adding up his bill,have a great time shopping for u and the girls, daddy will learn love sent to u all???????????????????????????????????????

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Jeanie Drane

OMGOSH! It MUST BE A MAN THING! Lololololol

Debra
Debra
11 months ago

Poor Mummy and poor Daddy. The Airsteam adventures keep me entertained! I love reading your daily posts. I have been trying to rack my brain to figure out how many years I have followed your adventures. Thank you for keeping us in the loop as to what goes on in the Airsteam. I wonder what Mummy will buy with all the loot. xoxo

Babbalu B’Lo
Babbalu B’Lo
11 months ago

I’m seeing some French delicacies AGAIN very soon in the near future for Mummy! ??????

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Babbalu B’Lo

Lolololol she has made 2 more dollars in the last HOUR!!!! So just today she has already made $3.00 and the day isn’t even over!!! ??????????

Joan Evans
Joan Evans
11 months ago
Reply to  millie larue

??? do men ever learn ???

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Joan Evans

I will let you know. ???Lololol I know!!!

Daphne Parris
Daphne Parris
11 months ago

Oh my Millie LaRue your Mummy is Absolutely right. Those kind of things bother me too. I understand exactly how she feels. Get him Mummy. LoL

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Daphne Parris

Lolololol she has made $3.00 just today!!! Yipppee!

Dianna Reynolds
11 months ago

YOU SOLVED YOUR CASE. I SURE HOPE YOU GET A NICE PIECE OF FUENUTURE FOR YOUR SELF. HOPING YOU GET YOUR WIND FALL.
MY HUSBAND WOULD NOT BRING A THING. HE WILL NOT FIX A THING. I DO MOST OF THAT AND IF NOT SOMEONE IS CALLED. IF I CANNOT FIX. TRUE…. ITS UNREAL. KNOWS HOW TO DO TO. MAYBE JUST ACTS STUPID. NOT SURE.
WELL HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. HOPE ALL IS WELL W/MUMMY, DADDY, AND THE BABY’S. LOVE TO YOUR PETS. SWEET….

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

Mummy has made $3.00 just today! Lolololol

Lynn
Lynn
11 months ago

Can I get in on a little side action? I’ll bet on Mommy. If if there’s money involved, Daddy will forget to close the cabinet. ??

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Lynn

???? You would think that he would learn to close the cabinet door if it was costing him money, but so far… no! Maybe she should have charged $5.00!!! ???

Deborah Bright
Deborah Bright
11 months ago

Millie your Mummy needs to add in an additional repeat offender fee.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Deborah Bright

Ohhhhh good idea!!!

Josephine Oliver
Josephine Oliver
11 months ago

Cutest story of an opened cabinet ever told. Kiss Kiss ????

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

Lolololol I’m glad you enjoyed it. Mummy made $3.00 today! ???

Lynn Davis
Lynn Davis
11 months ago

Oh dear! This should be interesting! ?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Lynn Davis

She made &3.00 just today! ??

Kristin Rulison
Kristin Rulison
11 months ago

I love the story of your travels. Where is Mummy going to spend all the money she collects?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

It depends on how much she makes. Someone suggested a CRUISE and that sounds pretty nice! ???

Mary Hamilton
Mary Hamilton
11 months ago

My mummy says daddy’s are only one way with stuff like that.. they can’t do it! They just can’t! So yes, your going to be rich! Mummy says she’d give daddy a bucket for his stuff cause she can’t stand open doors either! And wouldn’t let him in the cabinet! She’d lock it!!! ?????

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Mary Hamilton

?????

Linda Silvester
Linda Silvester
11 months ago

Hmmmmm, I wonder if you girls could learn to team up and remind Daddy every time he leaves it open?”?

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

Well, right now Mummy has made $3.00 so she is happy with this new MONEY-MAKING VENTURE! ???

Wendy Scoggins
Wendy Scoggins
11 months ago

Hilarious! ROFL! Mommy’s windfall!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Wendy Scoggins

$3.00 made today! ??

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Wendy Scoggins

I think so too! ???

Ina Rohde
Ina Rohde
11 months ago

Always a cute story! Love your travels and occasional friction lol.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Ina Rohde

??? It’s always interesting around our house. ??

SNUGGLES ANNE ENGEL
SNUGGLES ANNE ENGEL
11 months ago

HUMAN MALES MUST HAVE A SEX-LINKED GENE THAT CAUSES THEM TO MAKE MESSES, LEAVE DOORS AND DRAWERS OPEN AND LIGHTS ON WHEN THEY LEAVE A ROOM. HUMAN FEMALES FIND THESE HUMAN MALE TRAITS ANNOYING…AND SO DO I WHEN IT TAKES PLACE IN MY TERRITORY.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

Mummy likes to keep things nice and tidy and is keen about putting things back in their proper places after she uses them. ?? Daddy, not so much. ??

Shirley Skulimowski
11 months ago

???maybe Mommy shouldn’t even look in that direction!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

It’s sort of hard when the AIRSTREAM is only 8 feet wide… anyway, Mummy has already made $5.00! This might work out for her because Daddy just won’t be able to LEARN TO SHUT IT! ???

Joan Evans
Joan Evans
11 months ago
Reply to  millie larue

??? in less than a day. That’s good going. ???

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Joan Evans

Lololol I know!!!

Kimberly Mccain
Kimberly Mccain
11 months ago

Lol yay mommy going shopping

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago

She has made $5.00 in the last 24 hours. ???

Peggy Ross
Peggy Ross
11 months ago

You need to buy a motorhome with 4 slideeouts. He will have plenty of room outside in the storage compartments for his stuff and you will have plenty of room inside for your things! He would only be allowed to keep his clothing and bathroom necessities inside! You and your babies could walk around 24/7 and walk around, watch TV, cook, play on your computer or sleep. You would love it!

Sherry Simon
11 months ago

This sounds like our house and I only have one Yorkie, Wilson. He has toys everywhere which I can live with but I think the cluttered cabinet is a Daddy thing. Good luck to you. – we have been married 53 years and I haven’t trained him yet.

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Sherry Simon

She won’t be able to train him… but now she is going to MAKE MONEY from her FAILURE TO TRAIN!!! ???

Lisa hoffman
Lisa hoffman
11 months ago

I’m with mummy,,, she should buy something extra special ❤️?
Call it the “messy tax’ ? xoxo safe travels

Dawn Dupuis
Dawn Dupuis
11 months ago

I think it’s a daddy thing dear Millie. Cheers to your mummy for making a profit. Lol

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Dawn Dupuis

She will make money on this! ???

Monica Karroum
Monica Karroum
11 months ago

Well… by the time this trip is over… your mom will have plenty of money… to celebrate your next Birthday in Paris once again… just saying.. LOL… Good Luck!!! and Big Kiss!!

millie larue
millie larue
11 months ago
Reply to  Monica Karroum

Mummy has made $10.00 so far! ???

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